In the beginning there was the Princess, the Prince, lots of mattresses, one pea, a happy wedding and a baby girl. So far so good but according to unconfirmed reports, the baby Princess grew-up to have a strong aversion to the color green and hated the peas in any form. The cause? Well, you can imagine how exhausted she became after growing-up listening over and over to her parents’ love story. It’s only cute the first 1,000 times…
But the strangest thing of all was that her two spoiled dogs could sleep only on mattresses filled with lots of peas – a totally dizzying scenario for a little Princess living on a tiny green planet, in a faraway galaxy, where everything spins out of control every time someone thinks of the color green.
Oh you did it again! Stop thinking of green, please!